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Freakin' Westbrook

Thank you Brian Westbrook, ruiner of fantasy lives.



Can you imagine a Westbrook owner who lost his or her fantasy playoff matchup by fewer than six points? Can you imagine the rapid shift in emotions experienced in a manner of seconds, as Westbrook first broke free and then tackled himself? Let's consider some real-world parallels:

  • You propose to your girlfriend, she slips on the ring, tears up and then says "I just can't."
  • Your best friend John calls to say he has two tickets to the Super Bowl.. and asks if he can borrow your binoculars.
  • Your wife announces she's pregnant.. by your best friend John.

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About Me

Felix is a chemical engineer working for Big Biotech in the SF Bay Area. When he is not cheering for all things Stanford, he likes to play sports and video games, dance, listen to emo/soft rock, and tell bad puns. Since its inception in September 2002, this blog has chronicled his life from the mundane to the profound and has one central theme: to tell you a better story.