Who's Your Daddy Longlegs
Imagine this scenario.
You are at work and you really need to pee, having drank that 64-ounce Big Gulp at lunch (okay, I made that last part up). Into the bathroom you walk, and abiding by all the Male Restroom Etiquette, you approach the nearest urinal, ready to unzip your fly to do the deed, when suddenly, you look down and find the most gigantic spider you have ever seen below, ready to pounce! Needless to say, this story did not have a happy ending for one of the parties involved.
You are at work and you really need to pee, having drank that 64-ounce Big Gulp at lunch (okay, I made that last part up). Into the bathroom you walk, and abiding by all the Male Restroom Etiquette, you approach the nearest urinal, ready to unzip your fly to do the deed, when suddenly, you look down and find the most gigantic spider you have ever seen below, ready to pounce! Needless to say, this story did not have a happy ending for one of the parties involved.
